Q: Why did the Blonde keep an ice pack on her chest?
A: To keep the milk fresh.
Q: Why is it okay for Blondes to catch cold?
A: They don't have to worry about blowing their brains out.
Q: What did the Blonde do when she got her first period?
A: Looked around for the bastard that must have shot her.
Q: What does a Blonde say when you blow in their ear?
A: "Thanks for the refill."
Q: Why did the Blonde faint?
A: She forgot to breathe.
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A: So guys will talk to them at parties.
Q: What can save a dying Blonde?
A: Hair transplants.
Q: Why do Blonde girls have trouble achieving orgasm?
A: Who cares?
Did you hear about the Blonde who committed suicide? She was throwing away a cigarette from the top of the Empire State Building, but she threw the wrong butt off.
Q: What's the difference between the following two sounds: A punctured balloon and a Blonde with a hole in her head?
A: None.